ok, here's my rant for the day...
people from Mississippi are really starting to piss me off
not to generalize I'll be more specific
people from Mississippi who call into Collegiate Funding Services to apply for a student loan and say that they have good credit one minute and then the next ask "If I had some stuff go into collection and I declared bankruptcy last year is that bad???"
I especially hate it because every time I hear that I have to bang my head on my computer and try to hold back my true thoughts and calmly say, "Yes, I believe that WOULD be a problem, and that means you don't have good credit, you'll need a co-signer"
And they all have the Southern accent, like... we're talking REALLY bad Southern accent to the point you can't understand what they're saying.
This one guy kept saying alright and I swear it sounded like he was saying oral
And they all have AOL! What is up with that?! AOL is the devil! Don't these people know that? Get yourself some cable internet or DSL, seriously... or even a decent dial up connection if you must have dial up, cuz AOL... it's like the ghetto, crack whore version of internet.

It takes everything in me not to let out what I really want to say when these people call in... I seriously want to interrupt them and be like,

"Child, you think you have good credit... even though you clearly do not? You declared bankruptcy last year? Lordy, Lordy that is not good! What part of you need good credit for two years don't you understand?! And you have AOL?! That is disgusting, do not talk to me anymore until you get yourself some self respect!
You don't need AOL, it is evil! And child, you should not be worrying about going to college or university, because there is just no hope for you. Give up while you are behind! Go into to the kitchen right now, turn on the oven and stick your head in! It will be less painful that way. Hopefully you haven't decided to breed, cuz if you did you need to round up those children of yours and drown them in the toliet, because if they inherited any of your genetics, there's no hope for them either!"

Then when they start crying I say, "Why haven't you turned on the oven yet? Get going!!!!! You're wasting valuable air that can be used on much smarter people!!!" Then I'll hang up on them

That would be great